My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
I guess you could say there's lots of us on reddit right now.
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive