I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
I'm a great listener. ~ people i don't like talking to.
You'll never convince me people have ponytail. people have ponyteeth.
