What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
How do you tell if someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
No, but I'm definitely interested.
So i was in a restaurant on the weekends... and i just ordered the wwii remote
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.