What do you get when you cast a large boulder into the ocean? a clear view.
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
I can't tell if it's because its commercials just seem weird or if it's just weird to watch adverts on YouTube.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.