What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
If i knew how to fly i would. - banned from dior
I think that's a little extreme, but I like it. I like how it is Warlord overlord overlord overlord.
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
