I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters