I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? Iām all eyes on you.
I like my women like i like my coffee i don't like coffee.
I'm a bit of a tall to be honest, but I feel short because of my height.
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
