What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
