Tag: fortune cookie
I've heard about this place! I'm going to check it out!
What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
So i was in a restaurant on the weekends... and i just ordered the wwii remote
I think that's a little extreme, but I like it. I like how it is Warlord overlord overlord overlord.
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
I'm a bit of a tall to be honest, but I feel short because of my height.