What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
At least it's not the type of repetitive, in-your-face harassment that made me so afraid.
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What did the dog say to the guy with five dicks? i don't know what you're doing.
It's a thing for them. I'm glad it made you smile 😊
Why does little finger always feel hungry? because he's a rasberry.
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.