I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.