What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
No, but it's not wrong to be wrong.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
Like my field or something?
How do you start a race with a hobbit? toss a coin.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
I love a good haiku :D
