If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
How do you make a hormone? don't fuck her.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
