I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
What does a perverted frog say? no, why?
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
How do you start a race with a hobbit? toss a coin.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist!