Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
How i met your father: the short version
I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
I'm a bit of a tall to be honest, but I feel short because of my height.
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it