Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
What do you get when you cast a large boulder into the ocean? a clear view.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
What do you get when you mix a rock and a tree? arkansas
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
