I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I like my women like i like my whiskey... ...locked down in my basement
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.