I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
Why do you have a VA account?
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
That's good. I hope the new character is great.