What do you call a gay guy in prison? jerk-off
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
Did you hear about the man who had 12 nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? Iām all eyes on you.
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
