Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
Not really. But I’m trying to get better at it so I feel like I’m improving at something
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.