Tag: fairy tale
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
I love a good haiku :D
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.