What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
Somehow my dad managed to create a unique name for me. unclesody.
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
How do you tell if someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
