What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
There are 10 types of people in this world. those who can count and those who can't.
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.