If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.
You said you were a nt.mod? i'm a mod and you're not allowed to be one.
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for his birthday? cancer.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
Not really. But Iām trying to get better at it so I feel like Iām improving at something
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
How i met your father: the short version
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
Why didn't the blonde go to the strip club? because she didn't want to get fucked.
