How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? Iām all eyes on you.
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
