I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
I've heard about this place! I'm going to check it out!
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
You said you were a nt.mod? i'm a mod and you're not allowed to be one.