I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
How do you make a dead baby float? fuck it.
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
What is a cannibal's favorite meal? an 'ugly.'
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
What is something that starts with f and ends with uck? fuck
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!