My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
So a baby seal walks into a club... ...
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million