Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
You'll never convince me people have ponytail. people have ponyteeth.
It's a thing for them. I'm glad it made you smile 😊
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.
How do you start a race with a hobbit? toss a coin.