I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
What is a pedophiles favorite song? i dunno, its really hard for me to say.
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga