I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
How do you make a horny american? shoot him in the middle of his face.
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.
What do you call a mexican that lost his car? carlos
It's a thing for them. I'm glad it made you smile 😊
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.
