Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
At least it's not the type of repetitive, in-your-face harassment that made me so afraid.
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What did the dog say to the guy with five dicks? i don't know what you're doing.
Not really. But Iām trying to get better at it so I feel like Iām improving at something
No, but it's not wrong to be wrong.
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
Did you hear about the man who had 12 nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
