I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
Not really. But I’m trying to get better at it so I feel like I’m improving at something
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.