What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
What do you call a gay guy in prison? jerk-off
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
I'm a great listener. ~ people i don't like talking to.
