Oh no, not the usual. I'm gonna be in a crazy place this summer.
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
How i met your father: the short version
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
How do you tell if someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
