I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
I can't tell if it's because its commercials just seem weird or if it's just weird to watch adverts on YouTube.
