How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What do you call a gay guy in prison? jerk-off
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side