Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
Why do you have a VA account?
What does a german say when you tell him to change his ways? danke.
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
I can't tell if it's because its commercials just seem weird or if it's just weird to watch adverts on YouTube.
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
