What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
What do you get when you cast a large boulder into the ocean? a clear view.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.
