I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
You'll never convince me people have ponytail. people have ponyteeth.
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
