Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
What do you call a batman that skips church? christian bale
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
What do you call a baby in the womb? a breech baby.
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
You'll never convince me people have ponytail. people have ponyteeth.
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
