Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
