How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
What does a german say when you tell him to change his ways? danke.