My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
What do you get when you mix a rock and a tree? arkansas
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
How i met your father: the short version
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time said the malaysian shark.
That's good. I hope the new character is great.