I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Somehow my dad managed to create a unique name for me. unclesody.
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What do you call a baby in the womb? a breech baby.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
I'm going to give it a go. Why do you have to ruin it for me?
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
