What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.
I like my women like i like my coffee i don't like coffee.
I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
No idea, but I’m sure the waffle flavor was great!