Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
I was wondering who it was that said "You are not a robot" I now have an answer
What do you call a batman that skips church? christian bale
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time said the malaysian shark.
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time said the malaysian shark.
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
Oh no, not the usual. I'm gonna be in a crazy place this summer.
