How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
