What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
Why should you never trust atoms? they make up everything.
I want to know what your favourite place on Reddit is
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a cow.