What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
What did the dog say to the guy with five dicks? i don't know what you're doing.
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga